Epic DIY: Homunculus aka Stuff of Nightmares

WARNING: Do not read this post if you are vigiantly opposed to human experiments or are genuinely spooked easily by stuff. This post is pretty gross.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

When I woke up this morning, I turned on YouTube as usual and went into our subscriptions page. Mr Nightmare had released a new video titled ‘Disturbing recreation of humunculus’. Considering Mr Nightmare is a creepy pasta type channel on YouTube, most of his content are most disturbing this or that, creepiest thing or person, creepy Craigslist stories that really happened etc, I didn’t really think it was going to be anything spectacular or legit at all because Mr Nightmare is meant to be creepy not real. I had no idea what a homunculus was either, according to mister we learnt about Sensory Homunculi in biology in high school but I can’t remember learning it. Sensory homunculi were just diagrams that got used to what limbs have the most feeling in them by showing the limbs in the diagram as oversized. The results of this diagram makes for the most creepiest way to explain human anatomy.

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This is an example of a sensory Homunculi diagram. I swear I never got taught this in high school because biology was one of my best subjects, and I’m pretty sure I would’ve remembered these creepy mother bitches.

The reason I was taken aback and slightly disturbed considering it’s usually a laugh channel for me, was because he was actually referencing a series of real videos on YouTube. It was a Russian channel with the page translated into English the channel name was called Do It Yourself. Except this diy video was a series of ‘real’ experiments in which he almost successfully creates a homunculus.

Before I go on, for those who don’t know what the actual fuck I’m talking about, I’ll tell you what it is;

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Back in the 16th century, or even before then we had alchemists. They were the closest equivalent we have now to scientists except they were a lot more spiritual. A homunculus is a little person that alchemists believed you could create by inseminating eggs or wombs of animals in a certain way. I’ll let the wiki explain the process better;

The materials required for the creation of the homunculus include human semen, a cow or ewe and animal blood, whilst the process includes the artificial insemination of the cow / ewe, smearing the inseminated animal’s genitals with the blood of another animal, and feeding it exclusively on the blood of another animal. The pregnant animal would eventually give birth to an unformed substance, which would then be places in a powder made of ground sunstone (a mystical phosphorescent elixir), sulphur, magnet, green tutia (a sulphate of iron) and the sap of a white willow. When the blob starts growing human skin, it would be required to be placed in a large glass or lead container for three days. After that, it has to be fed with the blood of its decapitated mother for seven days before becoming a fully-formed homunculus.

Pretty gross shit right? Well this Russian guys experiments were honestly disturbing. He had a chicken egg which he had made a small hole in and with a needle he inseminated the egg yolk with his semen, then put band aids on the hole and stick it in a plastic container and wrapped it up in blankets. He then left it for a while, cracked the egg open and voila.

He made 3 videos, did about 6 experiments but only showed 3 of the experiments. The first video what appeared when he cracked the egg open was this disgusting white thing that was moving, it was apparently going to die pretty quickly anyway but nonetheless it had life. The second video was the most disturbing, with the creature more slug like with a distinct mouth and eye, just as he thought it was dead it started moving, reared itself up and spat a liquid on him, so he dropped it on the table and crushed it with a book. When he lifted up the book it was all squished and bloody like he had killed something alive. The 3rd video was pretty boring with absolutely nothing happening, with him explaining you need perfect conditions, and he was merely following the directions of the old alchemy book that the instructions came from.

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(This is a screenshot from the first video which he dubbed a failure even though he still achieved life)

There are some Russian channels also attempting the same thing, most as jokes but one other Russian channel claims to have successfully made one from an ostrich egg. The next episode will be out next week where they take the thing to the vet/doctor, they’ve been doing the process in a very entertaining week by week episode series. It’s so realistic that even the Hoax Alert channel on YouTube believes it’s real. So it must be real, it’s so damn disgusting and weird and the guy explained how it works and there’s proof of inter-species mating so there’s no reason why it couldn’t work, right?

Clearly the Hoax Alert has no clue about basic biology. Science has only just begun experimenting with cloning of human dna, and in no way is close to creating life from our dna. The mouse that has an ear on it is the closest science has gotten to fusing out dna with an animal. Do you remember the episode of South Park where they try to splice a pig with an elephant so they could create a pig sized elephant, and the song was like ‘pig and an elephant it just won’t splice’.

Its true because we have spliced animals, look at the dog and cat breeds. We also have Lygers which is the result of breeding a lion and tiger together, and there are also plenty of other one off anomalies and splices that we’ve done. The reason we could do it with all of these animals is because they shared similar dna so can therefore intertwine into a new species.

So do you really believe that some guy jizzed into an egg, kept it in a dark place and invented a fucking life form? Don’t you think we would be marketing the shit out of that like sea monkeys.

Listen up children, do you want a miniature version of you? With this simple diy homunculus kit you can have all the fun of a homunculus without any of the work or research involved! Just stick your already jizzed in egg into our homunculus incubator, leave it for 3 days and hey presto, you have your very own 16th century alchemy best friend. For a limited time only buy one get one free.

So yeah, considering these guys have the Internet fooled, I’m impressed. Epic hoax. Applause warranted, well done, now everyone is even more confused about how basic biology works.

Alchemy is what we practised before Christ even existed, you can’t use that as a base of explanation over science.

But it’s a pretty cute spooky entertainment once you know it’s fake. If you’re interested in watching the videos then I’ll link the Mr Nightmare video below which directly links to the original video in the description.

Mr Nightmare Homuculus video here

 

 

 

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21 thoughts on “Epic DIY: Homunculus aka Stuff of Nightmares

  1. I watched that video just today as well and it intrigued me enough to keep searching up on it. It is improbable that this is real, but I shall not dismiss it without knowing why it is fake. I’m really tempted to do this experiment myself.

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    1. I do feel the same way as you, but logic still runs my opinion on it, plus my partner studies science at university and can explain things better then me. I tried to argue about different conditions and such and I really want to do the experiment myself just to put it out of my mind. I’m still highly skeptical, there are plenty of ways those videos could be hoaxed, video recording is great like that.

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  2. I think there’s some pretty good homemade special effects going on. Weak point was during the second vid, when he squashed the creature with a book. Looked just like the outer ‘skin’ layer and a red ‘inside good. No obvious organs.

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    1. Why would you squish it anyway you just created a life form. As mister said the second one was easily achieved with a wire because of the movement, the first one looked like a piece of chewy he just pulled into an odd shape. Again, if we could create life that easily then wouldn’t science be all over that shit like a rash? The only thing you achieve by jizzing in an egg is it going rotten, that wasn’t fake it was deffinetly rotting from the inside but no homunculus. It’s an epic prank though, as I said now everyone just forgot what they learnt as kids in biology class and are happy to believe this is real. Stupid, we can’t create life like that, jizzing in the wrong eggs

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      1. Well, yeah. I never saw a homunculus in Ireland and, well…the sheep herds there. The rumors. You’d think if ever there’d be a place with homunculi, it would be Ireland. 😉

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  3. YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON IN THAT VIDEO.I’M FROM ROMANA AND EVEN IN MY TOWN-POPULATION-15,000 THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO MADE AND OWN THIS KIND OF CREATURES.ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE KNOW ABOUT THEIR EXISTENCE AND THEY CALL THEM “DRACUL” WHICH MEANS DEVIL.I’VE NEVER SEEN ONE BUT IT IS SAID THEY ARE POWERFUL AND CAN DO THINGS FOR YOU.ONCE YOU HAVE THEM,YOU CAN’T GET RID OF THEM UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM AWAY TO SMB. WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE.

    TO CONCLUDE:IT IS REAL!

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    1. That video is fake. Whether homunculus are real to you is debatable. But what I am referring to, this video, is fake. And you having never seen them kind of doesn’t help your argument. No need for caps lock.

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  4. Video is fake,no doubt. It did get me searching the subject. It’s also a horrible idea. Man is already the deadliest animal. He does not need ape strength,eagle sight, tiger speed or chickens…flight (or tasty breasts for those man tigers).

    Anyone who wants to splice animal dna is pure evil. It’s one thing to create useless dog breeds that can barely stand up on their own but look so cute over with some know how over time. It’s a whole other to go and roll the dice on the only frail world that can support our life.

    Save that stuff for a golden age. Do it on a station orbiting the planet Mercury so you can quickly hurl it into the sun when it goes wrong on you.

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    1. I completely agree, thought I was one of the only ones who gets angry at the idea of pugs and whatnot. There’s no doubt the video is fake, it’s just straight out not humanly possible.

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  5. How did they really fuze goat and spider DNA and get the best results? They aren’t the same type species… Yet it was very much possible and is very much happening. Hard to explain but is very much real. Also, back then alchemist was known as (witchcraft) type of stuff. Weren’t you killed for witchcraft? Maybe that’s why they don’t tell exactly how it’s done. But instead giving alternative instructions rather then literal instructions. That way no one could prove they did that, therefore it was kept a secret, while witches or alchemists never had to die, for nothing could be proved.

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    1. I have no idea what you’re talking about with the spider and goat DNA. And again, you have no scientific evidence to explain to me how it works. You have no evidence to back up anything you’re saying at all.

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      1. There were experiments to fuse spider dna into a goat embryo to produce the basic structure of spider silk more affordably for tougher fabric, rope, etc. I don’t remember much about it but they did manage to recreate some of the basic structure of spider silk in the milk of a goat, but I don’t remember if they were able to make an actual strand…

        Ok, quick google search turned up a wikipedia article on “BioSteel”, producing “recombinant spider silk-like protein extracted from the milk of transgenic goats.” So I guess they were successful, though it says they were not able to achieve commercial quantities yet. The article also says something about spider dna in e-coli cells for the same reason. As Marty Huggins says “you can google it, it’s worth a google.”

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    1. I have no idea why this one random post I wrote back in early 2016 keeps coming up for people. Thanks for a rational comment, it’s nice someone has some logic in their head. Biology does not work like that!

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  6. I think it might be real, because genetic abominations like this have existed before, but i’ve seen a ton of people touting “alchemy”. Of course, they also believe in nibiru, and stupid shit like that. So, i can’t really know until i try it, and being a freshman in high school, i can’t exactly get a syringe, let alone cum into one to create a humunculous

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    1. Go ask one of your biology teachers if it’s possible then. It’s not, and I’m not going to entertain this idea. This post was written a year ago and I’m sick of hearing about it. Genetic abominations exist yes, that shits made in test tubes. Not from jizzing in an egg you got from the shop.

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      1. It is real Kim, the egg wasn’t obtained from the shop, it was a fresh egg from the farm. Genetic mutations exist.

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